html Prophets' Guide to the 2025 Apocalypse: Survival Tips

As the world teeters on the edge of chaos, you'll be grateful for the rich, creamy goodness of artisanal brie. Hoard those cans of fine fromage and get ready to weather the storm.

Cheap, mass-produced cheddar won't do. You need the good stuff. Get to know your local fromager and stock up.

Don't bother trying to grow your own cheese. It's too complicated. Trust us, you won't have time for that.

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